Flash Filth

Firstly, this is a short clip but it’s worthy and i’ll explain why. Let me first introduce Nadine Jansen, who has huge natural tits - i’m not talking big or ample, these are big boobs in a league of their own - 85H whatever the fuck that euro shit is - all i know is they are some big titties. Nadine Jansen gets into her car and starts driving the streets of Germany, but she has a passenger in the back, and he’s looking to get in on some tit fondling grope action. Ms J manages to continue driving without particularly acknowledging the fact that her tits are being squeezed and messed around - i bet she still drives like a fucking woman though, but at least she’s driving safely. Thanks Nadine!

What would life be without handjobs and blowjobs? Straight sex, anal sex and sex in the ear?? It doesn’t bear thinking about does it? Handjobs are the lubricant of the earliest fumblings of sexual relationships and can also be an artform to provide the best orgasms possible. Indeed, this amateur handjob and blowjob video shows how it’s done in an interesting style. I find the reverse reacharound to be most intriguing - it doesnt make sense that you wouldnt want to be enjoying the tits of the teen handjob provider though. Regardless, this blonde teen is definitely worthy:

Alright, alright this is entirely new to me. There are loads and loads of different fetishes in the world of online porn, more than you could ever imagine and the discovery of new fetishes and filth is an interesting hobby for many people. Something that I never thought I would run into is smurf porn, including blue body paint and original costume. I’m not entirely sure that theres a story behind this scene, but it appears that Mrs Smurf is enjoying some quiet time with her blue man friend in the woods - a blowjob occurs, then suddenly another smurf turns up for action and some double teaming. Papa smurf shows up, gets involved and then they all run away at which point a wizard appears. Hi ho, hi ho its off to work we go: